DEAR JUSTIN BIEBER,
GROW UP, MAN UP, GET A PROPER HAIR CUT
DEAR JENNIFER ANISTON,
WHY SO DAMN PERFECT?
DEAR JENNIFER LOPEZ,
AS A SINGER, YOU’RE A GREAT DANCER.
DEAR KATE,
WHO WAS BORN MIDDLETON, WILL NEVER BE DIANA. FACE IT!
DEAR KRISTEN STEWART,
ARE YOU HAPPY? SAD? TIRED? EXCITED? I JUST CAN’T TELL!
DEAR MARYL STREEP,
HOW TO BE A DIVA IN TWO WORDS: “That’s All!”
DEAR LINDSAY LOHAN,
WHAT THE FUCK?????
DEAR BLAKE LIVELY,
YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL. PLEASE KEEP THOSE LIPS TOGETHER.
DEAR BRAD PITT,
I WANNA AGE BACKWARDS WITH YOU.
DEAR RICKY MARTIN,
YOU’RE NOT GAY. WE JUST DIDN’T HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO BE INTRODUCED YET.
